What I learned was that big toes seem to be a giveaway.
This led to a disagreement about the sexual orientation of a man sitting at the bar, which led to a conversation about how you could tell if a man was gay.
I was sitting with friends in a Dallas restaurant, engaged in one of our favorite activities: making up stories about the other patrons.
“I’ve noticed that all the gay men I’ve known have had large big toes.”
